Show Guide: 'Nobody Wants This'

Synopsis: An agnostic podcast host and an unconventional rabbi on the rebound walk into a party. When they walk out — together — the unlikely pair, Joanne (Kristen Bell) and Noah (Adam Brody), can tell there is something between them. But also potentially between them, with their differing outlooks on life, all of the modern obstacles to love, and their sometimes well-meaning, sometimes sabotaging families — including her sister Morgan (Justin Lupe) and his brother Sasha (Timothy Simons). (Courtesy Netflix, 2024)

The Cast:
Kristen Bell as Joanne
Adam Brody as Noah

Production Credits:

The Episodes:
Season One Episode Guide (Netflix)
1-01 Pilot--09/26/2024
Fresh off another unsuccessful date, Joanne sashays into a friend's party and meets Noah, an adorable rabbi who recently broke up with his girlfriend.

1-02 A Shiksa Walks Into A Temple--09/26/2024
Joanne and Noah get to know each other, but reality hits when she learns about his romantic history and he deals with an interrogation from his family.

1-03 Either Aura--09/26/2024
A pocast pile-on about her aura and an unanswered text makes Joanne question if she's a good match for Noah, who faces a guilt trip after an accident.

1-04 Obliterated--09/26/2024
Joanne's last-minute dash to pick up a sex toy for a podcast episode makes for a memorable first date with Noah. Sasha helps Miriam with a boy problem.

1-05 My Friend Joanne--09/26/2024
Work obligations interfere with Noah and Joanne's plans to take the relationship to the next level, while Sasha and Morgan bond over family dynamics.

1-06 The Ick--09/26/2024
During an impromptu get-together with Joanne's family, Noah is determined to make a good impression-so determined that it is a major turnoff.

1-07 WAGS--09/26/2024
Meeting Joanne's friends? Easy enough for Noah. But winning over his pals means making nice with their wives and girlfriends, who are close to his ex.

1-08 Rebecca's Box--09/26/2024
Joanne's discovery of a small box in Noah's bedroom turns into something much bigger as she fights the urge to snoop, and he receives big news at work.

1-09 My Girl Bina--09/26/2024
Power games and a custom-made charcuterie board complicate Joanne's introduction to Noah's parents. Morgan asks Sasha for a favor.

1-10 Bat Mitzvah Crashers--09/26/2024
Miriam's Big Apple-themed bat mitzvah sets the scene for even greater life changes when Noah and Joanne confront questions about their future.


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